Our Interview with Shaun: Part 2

And now… the finale of our fan-asked interview with Shaun (first part here):

Now, the less serious questions

You once said that Pikachu was Don Bradman’s favorite Pokemon, but what is your favorite Pokemon? (Asked by Jeremy)

Very keen on Squirtle.

Your socks have featured in many a television interview, often minutely, but consistently. Is this intentional? (Asked by Beth)

I was a big fan of Jerry Lewis when I was a kid and he was very keen on showing his socks. It’s my homage to the Master.

Is Milo Kerrigan influenced by a character off ‘Blazing Saddles’, and does your face get sore playing him? (Asked by Beccie)

Mongo, you mean? No, I hadn’t thought of him when we came up with Milo. He was, again, probably a Jerry Lewis homage (if not outright theft). If you look at The Family Jewels (1965) he plays a character called Uncle Bugsy and Milo is a bit like him. Jerry also play a boxer in Sailor Beware (1952) and does a voice very similar to ‘Slapsie Maxie’ Rosenblum who was a real boxer who became an actor – Milo’s voice sounds like this impression. I also threw in some Harpo Marx and a bit of Frankenstein’s monster (Boris Karloff).

Would you want to do David McGhan again in the future? (Asked by Sam)

I think David McGhan was absorbed into the presenter character I used to host The Micallef Program; combined with another character I played in Full Frontal called Phillip Quist. There’s not much use for him now unless we revive the ‘bad acting’ David McGhan for something. In fact, we did use him again for our New Years Eve Special in 2009. We did a special Roger Explosion reunion sketch – but it was a bit long and we never put it to air. It was supposed to be released by SHOCK as an extra with the NYE Special in a new box set of collected DVDs – but I hear they’re not going to do that anymore. Anyway here’s the script:

THE RETURN OF ROGER EXPLOSION

EXT. IMPRESSIVE OLD PUBLIC BUILDING.

MINISTER V/O
Yes, Prime Minister I’ll get right on it.

C/T INT. A WELL APPOINTED BOOK-LINED OFFICE

THE MINISTER HANGS UP HER PHONE, CONCERNED. A WORRIED ADMIRAL LOOKS ON.

ADMIRAL
What is it, Ma’am?

MINISTER
I don’t know, Admiral. But whatever it is it’s going to need an agent who can handle himself in a shooting war.

ADMIRAL
Tricky. It’s the holidays. Unless—

MINISTER
Don’t be ridiculous. That dinosaur’s retired and good riddance to him.

EXPLOSION O.S.
I hear the cold war is hotting up again.

ROGER EXPLOSION IS REVEALED LEANING IN THE DOORWAY.

MINISTER
Explosion – but how could you have–

EXPLOSION
(HOLDING UP A WALKIE TALKIE) CB radio, hidden mikes. This is one dinosaur that’s not staying extinct. And I’m him.

ADMIRAL
Good show.

EXPLOSION
You haven’t changed a bit, Ethel. Still as beautiful as ever.

MINISTER
Ethel was my mother, Explosion.

ADMIRAL
(WITH A LAUGH) Oh Explosion, you’re incorrigible.

EXPLOSION
Incorrigable – but no fool.

EXPLOSION PUNCHES THE ADMIRAL IN THE MOUTH AND QUICKLY UNSHEATHS THE ADMIRAL’S SWORD AS HE FALLS TO THE GROUND. HE STANDS OVER HIM, FOOT ON HIS CHEST.

MINISTER
Great Caesar’s Ghost, Explosion. What’s your game?

EXPLOSION
Squash, Minister. And that’s just what I’ve done to whoever this is’s plans.

THE MINISTER STEPS FORWARD BUT…

ADMIRAL
Don’t try anything, Minister, this sword’s real pointy.

EXPLOSION
I’ve known Admiral Koenig for thirty years and I’d recognise his laugh anywhere – and what came out of your mouth then certainly wasn’t it.

ADMIRAL
I’m not Admiral Koenig, I’m his Uncle.

CHASTENED, EXPLOSION LET’S THE SWORD DROP. HE COLLAPSES IN A CHAIR, BEATEN.

EXPLOSION
Maybe I do belong in a museum.

ADMIRAL
A museum of heroes.

MINISTER
He’s right Explosion. We need you.

EXPLOSION
(RALLYING) If it’s me you need, then I’m your man.

MINISTER
Ever heard of the Millennium bug?

EXPLOSION
(GESTURING TO THE BOOKS) The encyclopedias’d tell you it’s a small caterpillar shaped insect with many legs, but we know different, eh Admiral?

ADMIRAL
Exactly. (PLONKING DOWN A REPORT ON THE DESK) Back in ’99 it threatened to cause a global computer meltdown by making them all switch back to 1901 on New Years Eve–

EXPLOSION
And owing to the absence of it not occurring, it didn’t happen. Yeah, I read the papers.

MINISTER
Well, it’s back. At 12.00 pm midnight tomorrow evening on New Years Eve night all the computers on earth will go back in time to 1901.

ADMIRAL
Thousands of documents erased.

EXPLOSION
Who? Tell me who!

MINISTER
Bhutto.

EXPLOSION
But–

ADMIRAL
Yes, he exploded in a hyperbaric chamber fifteen years ago…but they say his ghost haunts the haunted lighthouse on Haunt Island.

MINISTER
(HANDING HIM A GUN) Explosion, you’ve got 24 hours.

EXPLOSION
Minister, I need more time.

MINISTER
All right – 25 hours.

ENTER HAWKINS, THE CIVIL SERVANT, WITH A TRAY OF TEA THINGS.

HAWKINS
Spot of tea anybody?

EXPLOSION
Fuck your tea, Hawkins. I’ve got a millipede to snare.

C/T ROGER RACING ALONG IN A HIGH-POWERED ROCKET CAR.

C/T A LIGHTHOUSE AS SEEN THROUGH A TELESCOPE.

EXPLOSION V/O
Have made visual contact with Haunted Lighthouse…

SWISH PAN TO LONG SHOT OF BHUTTO IN A ROWBOAT, HAVING JUST LANDED ON THE SHORE.

EXPLOSION V/O
Suspect appears to be aboard a boat-like object…

C/T TO EXPLOSION HIDING BEHIND SOME ROCKS AT THE BEACH. GE LOWERS HIS BINOCULARS AND SPEAKS INTO HIS WALKIE-TALKIE.

C/T THE MINISTER BACK IN HER OFFICE, ON THE PHONE.

MINISTER
Hold your position, Explosion, and wait for back-up.

BACK AT THE BEACH ROGER SEES SOMETHING.

C/T BHUTTO CARRYING A SMALL CLASSIC MAC COMPUTER FROM THE BOAT.

EXPLOSION
Negatory on that one Momma Bear, I’m movin’ out.

BACK AT THE OFFICE.

MINISTER
Don’t be a fool, Explosion– (BUT SHE’S BEEN CUT OFF) Explosion?

BACK AT THE BEACH THE IS AN ELABORATELY CHOREOGRAPHED FIGHT. BHUTTO IS GETTING THE BETTER OF ROGER BUT THEN HE CONVENIENTLY FINDS AN AXE ON A NEARBY ROCK AND HURLS IT…

…AND BHUTTO, AXE EMBEDED IN HIS BACK, FALLS DOWN DEAD.

ROGER, BREATHLESSLY RAISES HIS WALKIE-TALKIE TO HIS LIPS.

EXPLOSION
Bhutto’s ghost destroyed. Over and out.

BHUTTO’S GHOST O.S.
Are you sure that’s Bhutto’s ghost, Explosion?

BHUTTO’S GHOST STANDS NONCHALANTLY BY.

EXPLOSION
Bhutto! But then–

BHUTTO’S GHOST
Exactly. Take off his wig.

EXPLOSION
(HAVING DONE SO) Admiral Keonig’s Uncle.

BHUTTO’S GHOST
And my son.

EXPLOSION
But why did you help me, your sworn enemy?

BHUTTO’S GHOST
Why does anyone do anything?

ROGER FORGETS HIS LINE.

BHUTTO’S GHOST
No, it is I who should be thanking you. Now I am free of this place and will haunt this world no more.

HE FADES.

C/T BACK TO THE EXTERIOR OF THE BIG OLD PUBLIC BUILDING.

MINISTER V/O
Congratulations, Explosion. Axing Bhutto’s son to death with pure genius.

C/T OFFICE. THE MINISTER AND ROGER HAVE GLASSES OF CHAMPAGNE. A BOTTLE OF DOM PERRIGNON SITS IN AN ICE BUCKET ON THE DESK TOGETHER WITH THE SLUMPED CORPSE OF THE ADMIRAL, AXE STILL BURIED IN HIS BACK.

MINISTER
Cheers!

EXPLOSION
Save your toast until midnight, Minister. Only then will we be sure the Millenium Bug has not sent us all back to 1901.

THE GRANDFATHER CLOCK IN THE CORNER OF THE ROOM BEGINS TO CHIME.

EXPLOSION
And if all is well, Minister, will you do me the honour of marrying me? (HE SHOWS HER A RING)

MINISTER
But Explosion…I’m your daughter.

EXPLOSION
The honeymoon is in Hobart.

THE 12TH CHIME SOUNDS.

MINISTER
Midnight and all is well. (GIDDY WITH RELIEF) Of course I’ll marry you Roger..

ENTER HAWKINS DRESSED IN 19TH CENTURY CLOTHING

HAWKINS
I’m off, everyone–

EXPLOSION
Hawkins, I–

HAWKINS
—to a New Year’s Eve fancy dress Party.

LOL OUT.

END

Our thanks again to Shaun for answering our questions.

3 thoughts to “Our Interview with Shaun: Part 2”

  1. I was afraid that the unaired clip would’ve only been screened in the event of drinking the Kool-Aid. Thanks for sharing the script, David and Shaun!

  2. Oh dear. My brain actually provided the appropriate soundtrack snippits as I read through the script. Thanks so much for sharing, Sean and Stewart!

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